Miss Evil built some weird machine, and now she’s captured Tim,
and as his trusty fiancé, I’m bound to rescue him.
I’m at this gloomy mansion where no one has been for years,
and what I’m about to meet with is my deepest childhood fears.
You see, I’m very squeamish ever since I was a gal,
and the chaos that surrounds me makes my life a walking hell.
When the folks have fled the mansion, they left just a giant mess,
but it’s all for my dear Timmy, so I must endure the stress.
Light the lamp to find the keyhole, turn a stone to find the key,
switch some tiles to solve a puzzle, and then set the monkey free,
There’s a thousand hidden objects, some of which I’d love to use –
now I’m stuck with one left boot, although I thought I’d get the fuse.
I could never touch a cobweb, I will always need a broom,
I expect three drops of water to bring plants from seed to bloom
And to scare away a squirrel, I must go and find a gun –
o, these hidden object mystery games are just a load of fun.
But I do not mind explosives, I’ll just carry them along,
same goes for three cannon balls, aren’t you surprised I’d be so strong?… Weiterlesen